Well, me hearties, are you ready for ‘Ships and Giggles’?
Our maiden voyage will have you Sea-Deuced and waiting with baited breath for the next nautical adventure aboard Dorset Cruises chartered boat full of sea men… and women, oh and of course they will be there too to entertain and be a little bit Nauti.
Docking off from the glorious Poole Quay, you will climb on board Madame Mojos Cabaret Cruise.
You’ll be greeted with a fabulous cocktail and whisked off for 3 hours of hilarity, taking in the backdrop of Royal Motor Yacht Club, Brownsea Castle and Sandbanks’ Millionaires Row, you may even spot a celebrity?
The captain of our adventures is the beardy bounty hunter Roberta Calamari, gorgeous, glorious, and glamourous. Watch out Jack Sparrow, this hearty rum drinking cabaret goddess will make you walk the plank, if you are Nauti, she will be not nice.
Riding the waves, our incredible songbird Miss Nicole McNally, washing away the Friday evening blues, on a deck of musical delights.
Slip and slide into our dm’s, we offer an outstanding artist to levitate the jetty… The most incredibly talented trained ballerina and burlesque artiste Miss Avant Garde will be delighting and teasing (and possibly removing articles of clothing!)
NOT forgetting the helmsperson, the steering of all things naughty and delightful. The ever-fabulous Sheila Takya.
What more could you moist possibly want, on board the boat of shameless hookers?
An After Party?
All tickets aboard this vibrant vessel, gives you FREE afterparty and queue jumping to the fabulous Canvas Nightclub. (Just ask the crew for wristband)
Something to celebrate? Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Cruises are perfect for Birthdays, Hen & Stag parties and all crazy cabaret lovers alike.
Why not splash out and book one of our VIP Booths (Only 4 available) up to 8 guests per table and includes a bottle of spirits & mixers and of course a lovely VIP hostess to look after you.
*VIP Table spirit choices:- Captain Morgan Rum (Spiced, Dark, White or Tiki), Smirnoff Vodka or Jack Daniels.
