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  • Standard PackageWelcome Drink & After PartyStart Time: 19:00Available: 45 places
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Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Cruise

  • 3 Hours
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    Max Guests : 120
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    Friday 12th July & Friday 9th August
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    Min Age : 18
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    Poole Quay

Well, me hearties, are you ready for ‘Ships and Giggles’?

Our maiden voyage will have you Sea-Deuced and waiting with baited breath for the next nautical adventure aboard Dorset Cruises chartered boat full of sea men… and women, oh and of course they will be there too to entertain and be a little bit Nauti.

Docking off from the glorious Poole Quay, you will climb on board Madame Mojos ‘Reely Nauti Play Buoy’ Cabaret Cruise.

On Friday 12th July you’ll be greeted with a fabulous cocktail and whisked off for 3 hours of hilarity, taking in the backdrop of Royal Motor Yacht Club, Brownsea Castle and Sandbanks’ Millionaires Row, you may even spot a celebrity?

Our hostess with the moistest, is the classic ageless, delusional, slightly narcissistic queen, who will take you on a journey of her ‘Jeremy Kyle’ style life in songs, comedy, and hilarity.

She was divorced 9 times and is on the hunt for her 10th long suffering husband, whom she believes is on board the Reely Nauti Play Buoy boat. 

Well, if that was not enough to book a seat on board our naughty nautical cruise, the beautiful Miss Sugar Rush will be Fuelling around on deck, our vintage style pin up will be going below and you will be grabbing your rails with excitement.

As the sun is setting, our cruise will take you around the exquisite coastline of Sandbanks, Millionaires row, with our resident nightingale Miss Nicole McNally, a voice that will bounce off the tides and resonate with you for days to come.

The incredible ‘Nauti but Nice’, Tootsie our cabaret comedy chanteuse, adds a tickle of fancy and flare on this privilege vessel.

On Friday 9th August, the captain of our adventures is the beardy bounty hunter Roberta Calamari, gorgeous, glorious, and glamourous.  Watch out Jack Sparrow, this hearty rum drinking cabaret goddess will make you walk the plank, if you are Nauti, she will be not nice.

Riding the waves, our incredible songbird Miss Nicole McNally, washing away the Friday evening blues, on a deck of musical delights.

Slip and slide into our dm’s, we offer an outstanding artist to levitate the jetty… The most incredibly talented trained ballerina and burlesque artiste Miss Avant Garde will be delighting and teasing (and possibly removing articles of clothing!)

NOT forgetting the helmsperson, the steering of all things naughty and delightful. The ever-fabulous Sheila Takya.

What more could you moist possibly want, on board the boat of shameless hookers?

An After Party?

All tickets aboard this vibrant vessel, gives you FREE afterparty and queue jumping to the fabulous Canvas Nightclub. (Just ask the crew for wristband)

Something to celebrate? Madame Mojo’s Cabaret Cruises are perfect for Birthdays, Hen & Stag parties and all crazy cabaret lovers alike.

Why not splash out and book one of our VIP Booths (Only 4 available) up to 8 guests per table and includes a bottle of spirits & mixers and of course a lovely VIP hostess to look after you.


*VIP Table spirit choices:- Captain Morgan Rum (Spiced, Dark, White or Tiki), Smirnoff Vodka or Jack Daniels.

Security will be on the gangway and reserve the right to conduct bag searches to ensure outside alcohol and/or drugs are not brought aboard and can refuse entry if a guest is deemed to be too intoxicated and poses a risk to themselves other passengers.
This event is strictly over 18 only and ID may be required to board.



Departure & Return Location

Poole Quay

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Standard Package Includes

  • Cabaret Cruise hosted by Madame Mojo’s
  • Welcome Cabaret Cocktail
  • Drag Host, Burlesque, Comedy
  • Queue Jump/Free Entry to Canvas Nightclub (Bournemouth), after the cruise
  • 10% Taxi Discount to and from the boat with PRC Streamline

VIP Table Package Includes

  • Cabaret Cruise hosted by Madame Mojo’s
  • Welcome Cabaret Cocktail
  • Exclusive table for up to 8 guests
  • Bottle of Spirits & Mixers
  • Host/Hostess Service
  • Drag Host, Burlesque, Comedy & Cabaret
  • Queue Jump/Free Entry to Cameo Nightclub (Bournemouth), after the cruise
  • 10% Taxi Discount to and from the boat with PRC Streamline
After Party Nightclub